Life Is Crap!

The way to a woman's heart is to go to the baby at 2am.

We'll laugh about this later, right?

There's nothing quite as symbolic of the crap life?

Life will certainly be crap for kitty?

...every pile of poop has a daisy?

Isn't it crappy when you run out of beer?

The worst time of the morning?

It's just not a martini!

No Hunting? Life is Crap!

Why do you sound like you're underwater?

The sweater you HAVE TO wear once a year.

Every dog has his day!

But it's a dry heat.

Business is the art of extracting money?

Just because your Momma tells you?

A little rain never hurt anyone.

Royal Flush Odds: 649,739 to 1.

Not through your saw horse!

Mommy why didn't Santa eat his cookies?

All dressed up, getting ready for a night on the town?

It is better to have burnt and lost?

Isn't it crappy when you run out of beer?

Want to's and Have to's are the difference between Hot and Not.

It's too bad the spare tire is on your husband.

Join the broken heel club.

...no one notices until you don't do it.

The endless ocean, a perfect day?

Reality is a cruel joke.

Some like to play rough.

There's nothing like the thrill of jumping...

Start a club, start a movement?