Life is Crap - Clearance

The way to a woman's heart is to go to the baby at 2am.

We'll laugh about this later, right?

All dressed up, getting ready for a night on the town?

It is better to have burnt and lost?

Isn't it crappy when you run out of beer?

There's nothing quite as symbolic of the crap life?

Life will certainly be crap for kitty?

Why do you sound like you're underwater?

The sweater you HAVE TO wear once a year.

Want to's and Have to's are the difference between Hot and Not.

...every pile of poop has a daisy?

But it's a dry heat.

Business is the art of extracting money?

It's too bad the spare tire is on your husband.

Just because your Momma tells you?

Join the broken heel club.

...no one notices until you don't do it.

Isn't it crappy when you run out of beer?

The worst time of the morning?

A little rain never hurt anyone.

The endless ocean, a perfect day?

Reality is a cruel joke.

It's just not a martini!

Royal Flush Odds: 649,739 to 1.

No Hunting? Life is Crap!

Some like to play rough.

Not through your saw horse!

There's nothing like the thrill of jumping...

Mommy why didn't Santa eat his cookies?

Start a club, start a movement?